Now That's Romantic
Friday, November 17, 2006 | posted by Kate | permalink | |

So I got this love poem today from a suitor on Match.com:

I want to make you mine
Slap your phat behind
Tie you down and make you whine
I want you to scratch my itch
And be my bitch
Because I love you, girl.


(To be fair, it's a friend of mine, and this really cracked my shit up. Thank you for that.)
 




In my own little world of whatever. I'm just sayin'.

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